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Happy Birthday Kendall!

Kendall Jenner got an absolutely adorable Great Dane puppy as an early 18th birthday present from big brother, Rob Kardashian. 

Her puppy's name is Blu. 

 
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Congratulations to Kim and Kanye on their engagement!

After dating for a year and a half Kanye finally popped the question at AT&T Park, home to the San Francisco Giants. With the whole family present Kanye queued the band who began playing an instrumental version of Kim's favorite song, Knock You Down by Kerri Hilson and Kanye himself. Kanye then took over the jumbo-tron with a message for Kim.

"PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!"

And Kim said yes! She now sporting a beautiful custom made 15 carat diamond ring. 

The Kardashian-Jenner Klan were rampant all over instagram with shots from the memorable evening.

This will be Kim's third marriage and Kanye's first. 
I am already gearing up for their E! wedding special.


 
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Apparently Kourtney thinks so...

According to Cosmopolitain.com big sister Kourtney disapproves of Kim's choice to leave 15-month old North West at home to be in Paris with Kanye. 

Kourtney was quoted saying "I don’t want to judge, but I’ve met women who think it’s cool to be out or away from their baby, and I don’t get that. Unless I’m working, I can’t be away from [son Mason] without feeling guilty. It doesn’t feel good or natural to be, so it’s a struggle." 

Personally I think it shows that Kim may not quite be ready to be a mom. I agree with Kourtney that it is way too soon for Kim to leave her newborn little Nori (as they call her). 

 
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This is insane. I am starting to think maybe she did get implants. That much is simply not possible.
 
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Possible KUWTK Spin-Offs


I just happened upon this article in the Huffington Post. Although the thought of the Kardashian reality saga ending is heartbreaking to me, I couldn't help but laugh at these suggestions for spin-offs. Except "Khloe & Lamar Take Counseling..." way too soon Huff Post, WAY too soon. 

I would totally watch Lord Disick: Uncensored. Just sayin'.

Read it here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/kardashian-spinoffs_n_4066081.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular 

 
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Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live

As many of you know, beau of Kim Kardashian, rapper Kanye West got into an intense twitter war with talk show host Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks back. 


West’s outrage was sparked when Kimmel aired a skit, mocking a recent interview with BBC, using a child to represent West. 

An onslaught of furious all-caps tweets soon followed. 



Here's what I mean: 

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Naturally Kimmel was eager to get West on his show, and I guess West’s publicist agreed, because Wednesday night the rapper appeared on the late night talk show to address the fight. 

I can see why his team thought this would be a good publicity move, but I feel like they should know now that this is Kanye West we’re talking about. I am sure that their intentions were to get him up there, have the two make amends, maybe talk a little about North West and such, getting Kanye back in the public’s good graced. To an extent this worked, but Kanye was still Kanye. 

Kanye was pretty quiet and agreeable throughout the whole interview, as I am sure his publicist told him to be. After burying the hatchet, Kimmel jokingly gifted West a pair of leather running shorts that had been used satirically in the now-infamous skit. I am sure West’s team were all holding their breath praying for his air time to end. Sure enough, the shorts prompted one of Kanye’s famous unsolicited rants. He went on for at least five minutes on a rant that covered everything from racism and civil rights, to the fashion industry, to his new daughter, and more. 

Ultimately, I think this publicity event worked well for Kanye. People still got their same crazy Kanye West, but in a less aggressive way. This was also a great publicity move in the way that it was so topical. Their twitter war was just all over the internet. I have never watched JImmy Kimmel Live, but even I tuned in last night to see Kim’s baby daddy try to redeem himself. Besides, what would a Kanye West appearance be without a miniature filibuster about society?! In the words of the once-famed Paula Deen, Kanye  “is what he is,” and no publicity team is about to change that. 

The End. (Oh and you can watch the whole interview here.)


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Oh wait!

I cannot forget to mention how great Kim Kardashian looked at Kimmel last night. She was seen sporting a navy blue monochrome outfit.


 Very shortly after giving birth to little North, Kim’s got her body back. She looks awesome in one of her signature curve-hugging dresses last night. 

Also, I must say, blonde is working for her.




 
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Well folks, it looks like after 22 years of marital bliss, Kris Jenner (is it back to Kardashian now?) and Bruce Jenner have parted ways. E! News reported that the couple has been and will continue to live separately. They are much happier that way. 

Before the split was formerly announced Kris was caught without her wedding ring out and about. Kris has not been seen without her giant diamond in the last 22 years. 

Who can blame them though. Between Kris' controlling attitude and constant "momaging" and Bruce's weird obsession with remote control helicopters, it was bound to happen. 


Kendall and Kylie have not commented yet, but they don't seem to be overly phased by is. In the last episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kylie spots a magazine cover of her mom, vandalized with a mustache. Bruce was lookin' pretty guilty. Kylie thought so too. 


The two say that they plan to remain friends, which I think is believable. They fight, but are always very amiable.  I doubt they will actually divorce considering there is no prenup, and together they are worth over $125 million dollars. 



 
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According to BET, a source close to Khloe has said the only reason the two are not divorced yet is because Khloe is afraid for Lamar's life. 

Khloe is worried that a divorce would push him further into his depression and could possible cause him to overdose. 

On this week's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe cryptically addressed what is going on with her and Lamar. 

There were several concerning phone calls with Lamar, including one in which he was clearly on drugs, often repeating himself and asking inane questions of Khloe. 

Khloe was obviously shaken up, but the show kind of made her look cold. It seems like she should be supporting Lamar during his time of need. However, she insists that no one can really know what she is going through, which is a valid point. 

The Kardashians have made a tasteful move in keeping this issue relatively out of the media and their show. 

Khloe has now dropped the name Odom from all of her social media accounts. The two apparently met to talk earlier this month, but it doesn't really seem like there was any resolution. 

Lamar better get his act together if you ask me. 




 
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Kim finally posted another much anticipated photo of her new daughter North on Instagram

Kim and Kanye have been doing their best to keep her hidden from the public, but I guess Kim just couldn't resist her motherly instinct to post pictures of her kid on the internet. 

I don't blame her. North is so cute, and definitely looks more like her Mom. 

Kim captioned the photo with "Miss waking up to my little *angel emoji.*" 

Critics are a little skeptical at Kim's mothering style, as it seems she has left little North for a trip to Paris with Kanye. 

Oh Kim.